Some of you may have already read this joke, but I think it’s funny and still laugh when I read it.
I once was on a plane where we were served by an obviously gay flight attendant. Near the end of the flight, he bounced over to where I was sitting and proclaimed to the passengers in the area, “The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big, scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great.” I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, “Ma’am, perhaps you couldn’t hear me over the big, scary engines, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the Captain can land the plane.” She still wouldn’t comply. Now he was getting annoyed and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said: “In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one.” Our flight attendant replied, “Oh, yeah? Well in MY country, I’m called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the damn tray up!”